Conspiracy Theaories Lyrics

They're gonna make us buy electric cars

They gon' send the gas prices up so far

They won't even go underwater

But they're tryna go to Mars

What's gonna happen if we really let them start

I don't know how the world is changing

It's not okay what we are creating

We don't recycle now the world's on fire

It's blazing

Fuck Twitter

Ima download the Truth app

And Ima get to say things

Man stop playing

The world is changing in front of my eyes

And I'm still praying

Now that Covid's a thing

You can't even go to church no more

You can't even sign up

To be a preacher in school no more

There's so many red flags

I feel like I'm Elmo

My friends are laughing

But I swear to God this is not no joke

If I was joking would I be laughing

The answer is no

If she gets in my car and plays Logic

Ima kick that ho

They only created shoes

So they could make your feet

Change the way they grow your toes

You may doubt me but the more you know

They won't let you share programs through zip files

The way they encode

If I was Santa Claus I wouldn't go up north

I would hide at the south pole

They only created Christmas to distract you from getting depressed in the winter

I got so many different flows you would feel like you were swimming down the damn river

Logic Pro is 200 dollars now

But FL Studio is still free

If you download it for free on the Internet then anything's free

That's facts

You can't steal from me

Load up the beat I kill mp3's

I cannot make a beat

It would sound like this but musically

All my ideas just coming at me

I want dinner for peanut butter and jelly

I'm just tryna get wealthy

I'm tryna walk out the room real stealthy

I gotta eat lettuce and celery real healthy

Bitch brush your teeth your breath stinks

I barely made a hundred dollars this week

But that's okay there's still next week

I would never stop

Bitch I'm going to the top

Ima roll drop and stop

Then Ima mop up all the opps

I'm in a bag like Goldilocks

He getting money who told you he not

Why you lying Ima beat you in the head with a fucking pot

Oh my God