Rope Straightener Lyrics

Rope straighteners all around the world

String em up ya boys and girls

On your phones and up in space

On the city streets its all the same

Necks look cute with nooses

From shore to shore, to shining sea

Rope straighteners are all I see

Don't stand don't fall don't take a knee

You're carcass windchimes in the breeze

Necks look cute with nooses

Decorate your trees with many of these

Join the party, then you'll be free

I love watching bodies swing in the breeze

It encourages me, the smell of rotting

And the sound of snapping necks it helps me sleep

It comforts me to know that you're swinging

Necks look cute with nooses

Replace the golden globes with the gallows

As the sheep still flock in droves

Watching the rise and fall of the shallow

Tangled up rope, straighten it out

Tie a slipknot, find the nearest rafter

Take your last stand on your pedestal

Kick it all out from underneath you

Necks look cute with nooses

Take a deep breath

Your last words are fading fast

I envy your neck

This noose is now your pretty necklace

From birth now death

Happy birthday who's up next?

These ropes are a tangled mess

You sycophant, you hypocrite

You're only honor comes in death