Pee. S. A. Lyrics

There's pee on the seat

There's pee on the seat

There's pee on the seat

Why there pee on the seat

It's gross on the seat

It's a no on the seat

Got no flow on the seat

It's a show on the seat

There's pee on the seat

There's pee on the seat

There's pee on the seat

Why there pee on the seat

It's gross on the seat

It's a no on the seat

Got no flow on the seat

It's a show on the seat

If I sat down I would get a disease

'Cause there is pee on the seat

So I walk out of the stall

And back down the hall

Find a different bathroom

One by the physics classrooms

Walk in and take a look around

Ah man, there's pee on the ground

Running out the door

I slipped on pee and fell to the floor

I'm rolling in the hallway

Thinking about what I'm going to say

Because I got a pee stain on my back

Looks like we had an attack

Man they all gonna laugh

I got a pee stain on my back

Running around what do I do

Do I just skip school?

Can't go back to class with pee on my back

Hey I can cover it with my backpack

So I do for the rest of the day

To get done with this day I pray

Fourth hour, day is almost done

This has not been fun

Emo girl sits next to me

On my back, I've got pee

So anxious I think I might yell

She says Wilson what's that smell

I turn red because she surely knows

She smelled it with her nose

I put my face in my hands and breathe

No way tonight I'm going to sleep

I say, I don't smell anything

She says, I smell something

I say, no you don't

She says, gaslight me no more

I say what is it that you smell

She says it does not smell well

Then our teacher turns around

I can't believe what I've found

He's got a yellow stain on his back

A pee stain on his back

I point and scream it's not just me

I've never ever ever ever felt so free

So that is the end

A word of wisdom I extend

If you ever have to go pee

Just don't do it at Waunakee