Merry Chrysler Lyrics

Oh, it's that time of the year again

Santa is coming to town and everybody is happy and singing songs

What a joy

Merry Christmas (Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas)

Merry Chrysler (Merry Chrysler, Merry Chrysler, Merry Chrysler)

Merry crisis (Merry crisis, Merry crisis, Merry crisis)

And a happy New Year (happy New Year, happy New Year, happy New Year)

Coming around your hood in a fucking sleigh

Snorting tons of coke up in the north, we need to get those presents ready

Fuck, Rudolf what are you doing? Drinking again

I can see your nose, it's red as hell, you know we got some shit to carry

I don't really know how long this gonna take

Come let's get it over with l'm just taking another sniff

OK, let's see who's first on the list, I don't really give a shit

About those motherfucking kids, suck my dick

Merry Christmas (Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas)

Merry Chrysler (Merry Chrysler, Merry Chrysler, Merry Chrysler)

Merry crisis (Merry crisis, Merry crisis, Merry crisis)

And a happy New Year (happy New Year, happy New Year, happy New Year)

So we're flying around the fucking globe

I'm starting to get so bored, hey Rudolf want to get hoes?

He doesn't answer, OK I think he's good

Might just not be in the mood, if we get back he's fucking screwed

And as I'm looking to front, what the fuck is going on?

where is Rudolf, he is gone, might have lost him but how long

was he missing? Maybe he is somewhere pissing

Oh no, he's just hanging around, it looks like we are fishing

Merry Christmas (Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas)

Merry Chrysler (Merry Chrysler, Merry Chrysler, Merry Chrysler)

Merry crisis (Merry crisis, Merry crisis, Merry crisis)

And a happy New Year (happy New Year, happy New Year, happy New Year)

Oh, the song is already over, ah that's too bad

But I still wish you a Merry Merry Christmas

Ho, Ho, Ho (caughing), fuck ah