Mandela Effect Lyrics

Hey, hey! Big day, huh, bud

You guys wanna celebrate with a little, uh, something

I just did a line with a dude in the men's room, and I bet you can't even spot him

Shut the fuck up

Yo

I guess I'm from a different time, tryna pick your mind

Can I borrow yours? I'm missing mine

Me and you? I guess we're on a different grind

You try to stick in line, I think outside the box like Christmastime

You sippin' wine, his and hers, I'm by myself

Different words, observing sheep

Unique in ways, they roam in different herds

For you? It's a good day. For me, this life's a struggle

Shit's about to pop off when masses think outside the bubble

I think that I'm in trouble if I want records to sell

Enter the cell in which a man deciphers heaven and hell

I'm very unwell

I just wanted loyalty and peace

For oil man leaves blood like old milk, spoiled in the streets

Mumble rap is famous, I don't get half the respect

This was part one, part two is the Mandela Effect

The government is fucking with you, man

I want you to feel weird

Yo

This next verse isn't aimed at a stage of the cash

It's aimed at CERN, quantum physics slowly changing your past

It's like Z becoming A, and putting A as the last

Conspiracy theory 101, be afraid or just laugh

See, life is like a box of chocolates, mama always said

Or it was a box of chocolates, you forgot it in your head

Luke, I am your father, I remember the line

But no, I am your father, we're just forgetting with time

It's not ahead of your mind, don't overthink

I know you're getting frightened, just remember throughout time

KitKat never had a hyphen

And liken that to spelling errors

Skechers doesn't have a T, it's always been Berenstain

Where the fuck you get Berenstein

Sinbad was a genie, they saw it on a shelf

Sinbad was a fucking genie, man, I saw it for myself

And science doesn't matter, all our laws are gonna melt

Don't overthink, just stay awake before you forget about yourself