New Gal In Town Lyrics

The old republic had a striped and starry flag long may it wave

Remember stories told when fam'ly gathered round lives they had gave

The Lady Liberty is nowhere to be found new gal in town

She doesn't wear a crown tiara tilted down

And I'll be damn she's wearing shades

She got her head up her derri'ere

And she be drinking purex what she on

Then she got the nerve to say

She was born a natural platinum blonde

She gets her weed out of Denver sweet leaf

Then on her taxes says she never cheats

Because its nike she wont wash her thong

Don't you think theres something kind of wrong

D C won't never ever be just quite the same harlot is boss

Instead of coast to coast with amber waves of grain now mumbo sauce

Veterans are looking up and down the city streets places to sleep

New border crossers welcomed to America

They're given big macs free to eat

She got her head up her derri'ere

And she be drinking purex what she on

Then she got the nerve to say

She was born a natural platinum blonde

She gets her weed out of Denver sweet leaf

Then on her taxes says she never cheats

Because its nike she wont wash her thong

Don't you think theres something kind of wrong

The generals of Joint Chiefs of Staff have come to know fraud was in play

The D N I reported actually as so guess thats okay

The military side of business has its view contracts in lieu

Our futures over if thats what they want to do

Think they were all in on it too

She gets her tats out in Omaha

Tooting koolaid straight from Bogota

When she goes to comb her hair

Colored sparkles shoot up through the air

She's read everything by Karl Marx

Says give bag ladies their own golf carts

Organizes communes in P A

When the bull is killed she shouts Ol'e

She got her head up her ass

And she be drinking purex what she on

Then she got the nerve to say

She was born a natural platinum blonde

She gets her weed out of Denver sweet leaf

Then on her taxes says she never cheats

Because its nike she wont wash her thong

Don't you think there's something kind of wrong