The Water Lyrics

I've never seen anyone finer

I've never known someone so true

I've yet to meet anyone kinder

If you met him you'd agree too

Not one complaint from his lips can be heard

Yet none more humble are found

So keep me far from the water

Unless you wish for me to drown

I've not met another so loyal

I've never touched someone so strong

They say that he's wealthier than royals

And perfectly tuned in a song

No one he's met has an unkindly word

He's simply swell all around

So keep me far from the water

Unless you wish for me to drown

I've not met a man near as charming

Most every girl sees him and swoons

They say that he stops global warming

Or at the least, he's trying to

He is the most perfect person on earth

Ever to walk on the ground

So keep me far from the water

If I see my reflection, I'll drown

If I see my reflection, I'll drown

If I see my reflection, I'll drown