
Perfect Christmas Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
Christmas morning, it's still dark
Frost is glistening in the park
Kettle boiling, toast is spoiling
Kids are sleeping, something's beeping
Dog's been sick and the toilet's blocked
Smashed my phone and now it's locked
Don't be alarmed if Granddad's grumpy
The sprouts are doubtful and the gravy's lumpy
Traffics bad, guests are late
Burnt the turkey, smashed a plate
It's the perfect Christmas Day
It's the perfect Christmas Day
It's the perfect Christmas Day
Auntie Lil has forgot her pill
Now she's dancing on the window sill
Too much wine and too many beers
It's all bound to end in tears
Traffics bad, guests are late
Burnt the turkey, smashed a plate
It's the perfect Christmas Day
It's the perfect Christmas Day
It's the perfect Christmas Day
It's true this happens every year
Nothing stops the Christmas cheer
The Gin has gone with neighbour Dawn
Found her face down on the lawn
Into the tree falls Cousin Jack
A little pricked but his baubles intact
Traffics bad, guests are late
Burnt the turkey, smashed a plate
It's the perfect Christmas Day
It's the perfect Christmas Day
It's the perfect Christmas Day
It's true this happens every year
Nothing stops the Christmas cheer
Wifi's down and the fuse has blown
Uncle Jim wants driving home
Despite the dramas and dirty dishes
We send you all our Christmas wishes
Traffics bad, guests are late
Burnt the turkey, smashed a plate
It's the perfect Christmas Day
It's the perfect Christmas Day
Santa Clause is on his way
It's the perfect Christmas Day
Hear the sound of Santa's sleigh
It's the perfect Christmas Day
It's the perfect Christmas Day