Quarter Life Crisis Haircut (Live) Lyrics

Hey old acquaintance

It's so nice to bump into you on this loud and crowded city street

Some ten odd years and thirty pounds later I'm surprised you even recognized me

Well it's so great to hear about your promotion and your wedding in the spring

Good goddamn, you could pay a whole year of my rent with that engagement ring

I'm glad you like my quarter life crisis haircut

You know I always wanted bangs

I'm sorry but I've got to run, I'm kind of in a rush

Maybe sometime we could hang

And we're never going to hang

We're never going to get together

Never going to hang

We're never going to hang out

No I haven't really been playing shows lately, if I'm answering you honestly

My anxiety kind of messed me up creatively, I've been chilling in obscurity

And anyway I don't think that you'd even come if I had a show to play

You just want to know if I'm living up to all the dreams that I had back in the day

Well anyway, I'm glad you like my quarter life crisis haircut

You know I always wanted bangs

I'm sorry but I've got to run, I'm kind of in a rush

Maybe sometime we could hang

And we're never going to hang

We're never going to get together

Never going to hang

We're never going to hang out

So happy to see that you're doing so well, you say with a condescending grin

I don't have the guts to say just go to hell, so I smile and keep it all in

I never really liked you all that much in high school

You were always kind of vain and mean

Well now go ahead and tell all of our mutual acquaintances

That I peaked at age nineteen

I don't care

I'm glad you like my quarter life crisis haircut

I think I'm pulling off the bangs

I'm sorry but I've got to run, I got to get my lunch

Maybe sometime we could hang

And we're never going to hang

We're never going to get together

Never going to hang

We're never going to hang out

We're never going to get coffee

We're never going to get a drink

Why do we have to be so awfully polite instead of saying what we think