Married For 3 Weeks Lyrics

Ain't afraid of no devil

Or the grim reaper it's true

Already been to Hell and back

I was married for three weeks to you

No trouble waiting on death row

Happy to drink witch's brew

Been there, done that, got the certificate

I was married for three weeks to you

First it was two hearts and a diamond

But then I just wanted a club and a spade

Forget heaven that marriage was made in hell

I should have just nailed the bridesmaid

Anyone wants a piece of me

Just line 'em up in a queue

Tell me is that the best you've got

You're only leaving me black and blue

Promised to come back and haunt me

Didn't mentioned she practiced voodoo

I survived where others have failed

I was married three weeks to you

First it was two hearts and a diamond

But then I just wanted a club and a spade

Forget heaven that marriage was made in hell

I should have just nailed the bridesmaid

On our honeymoon we only did

What the voices in her head said to do

I was incomplete until I married her

Then I was finished thank you

The smallest handcuff ever made

Wedding ring was a thumbscrew

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

That's what three weeks of marriage can do for you

Been there, done that, got the certificate

I was married for three weeks to you