Ne1 'Ome? Lyrics

It's not quite the gig

That you'd thought we'd have done

You'd maybe have thought it was just for the young

But we'd been really bored, And we needed some fun

So we stepped in a phone box, And guess what we rung

Hello, Is anyone home? Please come to the phone

Down the Rose & Grapes boys, Three lemonades

Everyone looks 'round, The friendliness fades

The barman's quite heavy, His teeth start to grind

Reach for the telephone, Dial 999

Hello, Is anyone home? Please come to the phone

We're out on the street now, No buses, No trains

I've got no money, I've got hunger pains

I remember quite vaguely (Yeah, Over there)

A phone by the trees (That's the one)

Oh no it's out of order, Operator please

Hello, Is anyone home? Please come to the phone