When Joseph Cried Lyrics

If the middle is soup then dig another pit

Seven million murdered and we're not done yet

Seal off the Ukraine, confiscate their livestock

Let cannibalism become common

Eat the executed left by my death squad

Collectivization is a must

The resistance of farmers has been crushed

We killed all the intellectuals first

Then we killed their children at birth

Deny all reports of genocide

Britain turns a blind eye

Westerners are fascist agents

Hitler, Mussolini they're my puppets

Let me bathe in the blood of the Muslims

This country is mine and that's a religion

I don't think it's so hard to understand

Dead men tell no tales

And when this World War is through

We'll turn those German ladies into Soviet sluts

And we'll play with their little Deutsch cunts

When Joseph cried

Our nation died

When Joseph cried

My father used to beat me with his shoe

That's where I might have come unglued

As a child, I studied to be a priest

But they punished me for reading forbidden books

Exiled to a Siberian prison

Oh you don't know what you've been missing

I ate icicles for brunch

Then I ate my smallpox scars for a late lunch

I love smoking Cuban cigars

After supper in a Polish pub

Tonight we'll kill all middle class

Then I think I'll start killing more of my staff

Pity, remorse I do not feel

For my last name is Man of Steel

News of my son being killed by Nazis

I'll make sure millions of them die working in my factories

I made the USSR a star

World leaders want to be my buddies

They know my charm is infectious

'Cause communism rules up to eleven countries

I wrote myself into the history books

If I was there or not, I don't give a shit

Lenin knew I was too mad for this job

That's why I killed him before he could speak of it

When Joseph cried

Our nation died

When Joseph cried