The Elves Lyrics
- Genre:Holiday
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
Alright folks, bring it in
It's already December
We've got a lot of presents to send out
Who's the first on this list
Let's see, we've got NLJ wanting another chance
Any chances left for NLJ
Nope, fresh outta those. Who's next?
We've got a... Cole J
Looks like he wants a new phone
We'll buy the box, empty it, and fill it with lumps of coal instead
Oh, I get it because his name sounds like coal
No, because he's a dickhead
I... ah, well uh. Next
We have the limited time-only pink drink flavored jolly rancher for FabvL
Where's the candy
What
Is that the candy
No
Right
Get some more of that, please
Who's next
What the hell is that sound
Okay, next for Walnutgod
We have a bomb
WHAT
Yeah, they wanted to blow up
IS THAT LIT? YO, PUT THAT OU
I... hate... this job
Who's next? The community
What do we have for the community?"
A Frostier Christmas