Red Flags (feat. Montaigne) Lyrics

Red Flags (feat. Montaigne) - Tom Cardy

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The date started off so well

Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life

She was perfect from what I could tell

How could I not see the danger right in front of me?

My favorite food is fish

Baby, that's my favorite too

I love cartoon dogs

Baby, I love Scooby Doo

Hey girl, what's your favorite film?

She said, the best movie of all

A masterpiece of art called

Human Centipede

Human Centipede

I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight

Human Centipede

Not ironically

She said, "The costume design was a highlight"

I like it for the plot

Tell me what the plot's about

German doctor sews three people

Ass to mouth

Cool

Human Centipede

Please, God, save me

I think that's a red flag

I don't want to get stabbed

She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"

I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course"

She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"

I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in Morse code

Why are you blinking so much?

I've got something in my eye

Here, let me get it out

No thank you, I don't wanna die

Bonjour, sir was blinking at me

Is this because your date is a freak?

No

Very good then, bon appétit

Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag

To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had

Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses

My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love

You could be my world, the love of my life

One day we'll get married and be husband and wife

With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams

Only if the wedding is themed

Tell me what the theme's gonna be

Human Centipede

Human Centipede

That way we could save on the catering bill

Human Centipede

Only one mouth to feed

If you are the best man

You know the deal (pucker up)

I can finally open myself up to love

I can finally sew a mouth to a butt

Human Centipede

Human Centipede