Ugly Lyrics

You wish that you could just stay Home

You turn men back into boys

They need your love like you're Their mom

You're so hot they suck their Thumbs

Hanging off your legs

It's a chore to leave the house Some days

Miss Sun-kissed Sandy Sue

I get goosebumps around you

Super-spreader, shedding loosh

I'd like to push your buttons

Rile you up and then try Somethin'

I know that I stand stumpy

But I've got lots of skills I've Honed

You know I know I'm ugly

But I was a heartthrob when I

Was young

Used to be I could stay at home

One ear to the door one eye on The phone

And they would line up at my Door

But the line's been drawn

I don't got it no more

But I've got sinsemilla

To whet your appetite

For your bean tortillas

And I've made a career

Of detached devotion

So quell your fears

I know that I stand stumpy

But I have lots of skills I've Honed

You know I know I'm ugly

But I'm not used to being alone