All My Friends Are Incels ft. Helena Rückhand Lyrics

All my friends are incels

Oh my God, oh my God

Oh my God, oh my God

All my friends are incels

All my friends are incels

Oh my God, oh my God

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God

All my friends are incels

Oh my God, oh my God

Oh my God, oh my God

All my friends are incels

All my friends are incels

Oh my God, oh my God

Oh my God, oh my God

They tell me all the time, I should beat up my wife

I told them to grab them by the pussy

They really liked that

So they went out and tried

They rolled down the car window, waiting at a traffic light and cried

Bitch, show us them tits

We bet you want to see our dicks

When you dress up like this!

I don't know

It might be uptight

But I can't fight the feeling that there is something not right with them

And my worst fear is

That they find out that most of my groupies are feminists

And that I like it

All my friends are incels

Oh my God, oh my God

Oh my God, oh my God

All my friends are incels

All my friends are incels

Oh my God, oh my God

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God

All my friends are incels

Oh my God, oh my God

Oh my God, oh my God

All my friends are incels

All my friends are incels

Oh my God, oh my God

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God

All this time I was too frightened to tell the truth

So I reached for the low hanging fruit

I didn't tell them straight away

That this ahegao cum face dream woman shit looks pretty pedophile to me

But who am I to judge?

These girls just have a crush on me

But my boys better don't find out

Because a lot of them have access

To militiary weapons

And I don't want them to go bonkers and go ER

So I went to a psychologist

She advised me to write down a list

Of stuff they did and when they did it that is

Not ok. So we did exactly this

She tried to write it down with Excel

But just like my incel friends

It always mistook her input for a date. Oh!

It is what it is, I guess

I said

They said that no means yes and you should shake that ass for me girl!

So I'm the reason you're drinking in your bed alone?

So I'm the reason your only friend is cyber porn?

I'm not the reason, not the reason, but my pussy is

If I grew a penis would I also feel like this?

If how I dress affects your right to touch my breast

I might as well go out and turn it around I guess

I wear a suit you better give me that promotion. I

Wear a wedding dress, you better show some emotion. I

Asked for it, now where is my proposal, huh?

Where is my equal pay? I even wore trousers, Ah!

Boys. What the fuck is going on?

Girl calm down

Is you on your period? Damn!

All my friends are incels

Oh my God, oh my God

Oh my God, oh my God

All my friends are incels

All my friends are incels

Oh my God, oh my God

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God

All my friends are incels

Oh my God, oh my God

Oh my God, oh my God

All my friends are incels

All my friends are incels

Oh my God, oh my God

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God