THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS Lyrics

Settle in kids

Me and Craig have a story to tell you about the meaning of Christmas (merry Christmas)

Gunkman, do you think it's gonna snow this year?

I sure hope it does (it's a Christmas miracle)

(Shut up!)

It's that time of year again

The time the season's white (yippee)

Yes I know it's Christmas time

And it's got me feeling right (ay, ay)

I know I've been good all year

And it's finally paying off (it is)

Santa's coming Christmas eve

And he's bringing me all this stuff (let's go!)

We want some KRKs

We want our own PA

We want a synthesizer

We want an equalizer

We want a distressor

We want a compressor

We want an exciter

We want a new lighter for weed

These are the things we need (smoke the weed)

Weed, weed, weed, yeah we gotta smoke weed

Only thing we need, only thing we need is weed

Smoking, smoking, smoking, smoking, smoking, smoking weed

Only thing we need, only thing we need

Weed, weed, weed, yeah we gotta smoke weed

Only thing we need, only thing we need, weed

Smoke weed, I need to smoke weed

Only thing we need, only thing we need, weed

Santa brought us to the cops (yeah, yeah, yeah)

Craig and Gunk got all locked up (okay)

Never thought I'd die so young (not so young, ay)

Santa spoiled all our fun (that's true, that's true)

Now remember this kids

The moral of the story is

Don't do drugs!

Mr. Gunkman, it's snowing!