Christmas Chaos Lyrics

Eh! Eh!

Time for the holidays

Eh!

Jingle bells jingle bells

Jingle all the way

That time of year again, eh!

Where all your wishes come true

Where you can eat a bunch of food

And drink lots of egg nog booze

Don't forget, hug your neighbor too

I think it's really just a trick

Holly jolly stupid dumb shit

Cuz all I see are bratty kids

'I want that!' I want this!'

Retail workers ready to quit

'You'll shoot your eye out'

Now that's the best Christmas flick

Gotta find the right tree

Such a pain in the ass you see

That's too small, that's too tall

The cat's just gonna wreck it

So why bother at all?

Gotta ring up the freaking lights

The fuse blows, goddamn it!

And the stupid colors aren't even bright!

Spend time with family I don't really like

Little Jimmy watches as the in laws fight

Just knock me out till New Year's night

Maybe some will find their spirit

Maybe others will just say screw it

'Cause Santa's really a fat old perv

And Jesus's birthday is just a swerve

So jingle bells jingle bells

Jingle all the way

I'll be counting down the days

Until this all goes away

Christmas chaos, that's what I say

I never really liked this holiday anyway

(Nope)

I'll be counting down the days

(4321)

Christmas chaos, that's what I say

(That's all it is)

I never really liked this holiday anyway

Christmas chaos

Just go away

Poof