Jose' The Christmas Cockroach Lyrics
- Genre:Holiday
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
I got up on Christmas eve to see if Santa had eaten his cookies
There were crumbs upon the plate and there was something swimming in the nog
It seems a little bug had eaten all of Santa Claus' delicious cookies
It looked at me and winked its eye and gave a friendly little nod
He said, "I'm Jose' The Christmas Cockroach
Jose' the merry Christmas bug
Jose' The Christmas Cockroach
Jose' I'm the bug you all love
My sister reached into the stocking for the presents Santa Claus had left her
And much to her surprise there was something crawling on her hand
She gave a shout and took it and there was something hanging from her fingers
But then he introduced himself and now she finally understands
He said, "I'm Jose' The Christmas Cockroach
Jose' the merry Christmas bug
Jose' The Christmas Cockroach
Jose' I'm the bug you all love
My father took the carving knife and started to cut up the turkey
That's when I saw Jose' run inside the bird
And when he came out his little hands were filled with stuffing
He started to sing and that's when everybody heard
He said, I'm Jose' The Christmas Cockroach
Jose' the merry Christmas bug
Jose' The Christmas Cockroach
Jose' I'm the bug you all love
Later that day I made a leftover turkey sandwich
With dijonnaise and Pepper Jack you know it didn't taste half bad
That's when I saw something sticking out of my sandwich
It was my friend Jose' but it was only half of
Jose' The Christmas Cockroach
Jose' the merry Christmas bug
Jose' The Christmas Cockroach
Jose' he's the bug we all love
He said, I'm Jose' The Christmas Cockroach
Jose' the merry Christmas bug
Jose' The Christmas Cockroach
Jose' I'm the bug you all love