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You have ten new voicemails, Tuesday

Hey its Salie Mae again hoe

Um just waiting and wondering where the fuck my moneys at

You've been out of school for how long now

How long, Call me back

I am so sorry I thought that you knew, Um

But your your your grandfather passed last week and uh the funeral is tomorrow

Uh I don't know if you're going to be able to make it

I know it's out of state and all but uh, I am just so sorry

Hey uh hey look boss it's uh it's your boss uh I need you to come in

You know I know it's a Saturday and all and uh

You know the OT ain't really fucking worth it and we ain't paying you shit

But hey, uh we need you in now or you could possibly loose your job

You know what I'm saying, so uh I'll see you in the next uh hour or so

Uh I if I don't get a call back, you know sayonara

Oh so you think you're cute huh, huh

Huh, you're not gonna answer the phone

Where the fuck were you last night

That's fine don't call me back

We're done, we're done

K I want you to get all your shit and I don't want to see you ever again

You hear me, we're done

I'm sorry baby like look I was just really upset and

You know, you know I don't like

When I don't know where you are and when you don't

Answer my calls or my text messages

Just, just call me back please

I'm sorry I miss you

I swear to God if I have to leave you one more damn message

If you don't get your ass home and call me and tell me where the fuck you're at

You know what I'm done with this shit

Don't call back

Ayo I just heard uh you know who is back in town right

So you know what that means uh

You gotta handle that situation

Hit me back when you get this aight, aight peace

Hey how you doing, This is insane psychiatrics

Just letting you know that uh

Your psychiatrist had a little accident

And I know this is the 18th psychiatrist the month but

This one will be perfect for you

And I swear, I know its been about four months

Since we've been able to you know give you your medication

But you'll get it soon ok

So when you get this message just give us a call back and you know

Have a good day ok, Bye

Ayyyeee

You know it's just uh its just BGE wondering where you at yo

Um, yea you know you owe me a lot of money

Come on now don't fuck with me

Uhh

Listen I'm coming like

Blot blot blot

Ayye, Hit me back hoe