The Santa Clause Lyrics

Since I was a kid, all I wanted to be

Was Santa Claus on Christmas Eve

Imagine all the joy, think of all the toys

And magic not to mention all the milk and cookies

But sadly it did not come true

Cause I'm a human just like you

Then when I was five I saw a movie that showed me a clue

Turns out all you have to do

If you wanna be Santa then you gotta kill Santa (Yeah yeah, yeah you do)

Once he's breathed his last, just put on his pants (And his hat, that too)

Rudolph is indifferent and so is his wife

I mean he must get attacked like all of the time

So if you wanna bring cheer to one and all

You gotta kill Santa Claus

Now that I am grown, I haven't seen my home

Since Santa first fell off my roof

I regret taking the reins, my life is constant pain

Now that I am enslaved by this puffball hat and bright red suit

So all I really want this year

I think it's really very clear

I've been ol Saint Nick now since December 2002

I'll tell you true

Please kill Santa so you become Santa (Take me, take me now)

Booby trap in the fireplace, candy cane to the face (I don't care how)

I hate you Tim Allen you stole my life

The director of this film should serve prison time

But the Illuminati controls the universe's magic laws

So if you kill him you become him, that's the Santa clause

If I only knew! The curse I was accepting

Oh why, oh why, oh why did I put on the suit

Oh why, oh why, oh why did I put on the suit