Tangled Little Web Lyrics

Oh heyyy, Johnny, funny running into you

Thou art the one that makes the documentaries for the school

Ugh, I guess

So why haven't you used your biggest star

I've played John Proctor in the award winning one act production

Award

Best actor and best ensemble, thank you

I'm sorry but who are you

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Hello hello hello

Hi

I'm the kind of person you'll be wanting by your side

I'm a world class performer soon to headline everywhere

I'm a Thespian honey, and this world is my theatre

Every single one of us plays our little parts

But there's always a director offstage shuffling the cards

So come a little closer, a cross to upstage right

I can tell you every detail of everybody's plight

I've got ears in the walls

And eyes in the ceiling

I see every single move

And I feel every feeling

Everybody's got a secret

And a bigger mouth to spread it

I just ask a couple questions

And then everybody said it

I can hear every call

See every meeting

Gather round one and all

You'll want to hear what I'm revealing

Everybody's got a secret

And a bigger mouth to tell it

I just drop a couple rumors

And then everybody spread it

You see

I'm like Varys but with balls

And just like a spider I've been creeping through the halls

Catching everybody's secrets in my tangled little web

Like did you know that Katie's giving everybody head

Or Mike is dating Ashley

But he's eating Andrés ass

And if you finger Mrs. Terrance

She'll pass everyone in class

Just a couple things I've gathered

And in case you'd like to ask

Yes I'll give you more

For just a little bit of cash

Oh no

It seems I've made you rather shy

It's fine

I can have this effect from time to time

All this knowledge can be shocking

Like a hand around your throat

Which is why I'm right beside you

So that I can share the load

You see

We can help each other out

I've got stories that need sharing

And you could use some clout

So how about it partner

Not much left to figure out

You can use that camera

And I can use my mouth

And together

We can set these halls ablaze

Not a person would be ready for the ways we would amaze

And never fear

The stories never will run out

Cuz kids are always messy and that's true without a doubt

I've got ears in the walls

And eyes in the ceiling

I see every single move

And I feel every feeling

Everybody's got a secret

And a bigger mouth to spread it

I just ask a couple questions

And then everybody said it

I can hear every call

See every meeting

Gather round one and all

You'll want to hear what I'm revealing

Everybody's got a secret

And a bigger mouth to tell it

I just drop a couple rumors

And then everybody spread it

I'm sorry

But I do not like the way you're looking at me

Do you think I'm lying to you

Do you think I'm bullshitting you

Maybe you just don't understand

I have the power to shut this whole thing down

Maybe spread a couple rumors that you like to sleep around

He's always got that camera with him everywhere in town

I wonder what he's filming when the Sun goes down

In fact

I just saw her leave in tears

You could probably win her back

Unless of course I interfere

Maybe reinforce her thoughts you've been filming everything

Or derail that train of thought and maybe wedding bells will ring

You see

The world bends to my desire

A whisper here

A rumor there

Then everything's on fire

And this is how it's been since man first felt desire

Everybody sings their secrets

I'm just the amplifier

So now

You have a choice to make

You can take me at my offer or be burned at the steak

No rush

Need all the time you take

I'm patient as a Lion

When I'm look at my Prey

Cuz

I've got ears in the walls

And eyes in the ceiling

I see every single move

And I feel every feeling

Everybody's got a secret

And a bigger mouth to spread it

I just ask a couple questions

And then everybody said it

I can hear every call

See every meeting

Gather round one and all

You'll want to hear what I'm revealing

Everybody's got a secret

And a bigger mouth to tell it

I just drop a couple rumors

And then everybody spread it

So, what's your decision

Ughhhh, I mean, I guess I can use some of that

Wondrous, the world will see my name in lights

Teddy

Exit down left with flair

Fuck me that was

I need to fix this with Molly