Cookies & Milk Lyrics

Pappi

Why does Santa like Cookies and Milk

Everybody likes the Cookies and Milk

Everybody likes the Cookies and Milk

Everybody likes the Cookies and Milk

Everybody likes the Cookies and Milk

Long time ago when Kris was just a lad

He came down with a sickness that was awfully bad

His began to lose weight like he had never done before

It wouldn't be so sad, but he was only four

The doctor told his mom that she needed to keep him feed

With soups and meats and all kinds of bread

So, with a constant cadence more than most men

She feed her young son from morning to ten

O'clock that is right into the night

He kept on eating every single bite

Now his weight Stay'd the same

And he felt perfectly fine

But he had to eat about sixteen times

Until one day when his mom gave him milk

Not two percent or almond or the one made of silk

But the homogenized and pasteurized natural/Whole milk

It didn't make a difference until he finally ate

A cookie with the milk and it tasted great

And the amazing thing he started to gain weight

So, on a regular basis every once in a while

When he was feeling thinner and wanted to smile

He would ask his mom to make him a stack

So many cookies it's hard to keep track

Everybody likes the Cookies and Milk

Everybody likes the Cookies and Milk

Everybody likes the Cookies and Milk

Everybody likes the Cookies and Milk

There are Peanut butter, Gingersnaps, Biscotti and more

Snowball, Molasses, Crinkle for sure

Lofthouse, Meringue, Icebox to name a few

Black and White, Sugar and shortbread too

Oatmeal, Macadamia, Italian lemon drop

Thumbprint, Wafer, Pizzelle, Mandelbrot

Now country by country the cookies piled in

There was Pinwheel, Red velvet and Engelsaugen

Yo Yo, Anzac, Butter and applejack

And in 1912 Oreo's came in a pack

There were big ones, and small ones with all types of flavors

Especially chocolate chip which he would just savor

The taste in his mouth as it would go down

With the sweet glass of milk, pound after pound

His weight would go up to a reasonable rate

And his time with his mom was especially great

Everybody likes the Cookies and Milk

Everybody likes the Cookies and Milk

Everybody likes the Cookies and Milk

Everybody likes the Cookies and Milk