King of the Playground Lyrics

Billy came up he said he could beat me

There was no ball and there was no frisbee

He said, "Okay, let's go ahead and take a full lap all around"

But jokes on him, yeah it's a stunner

That he didn't know that I was a runner

So I smoked his ass, and then I became King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

Johnny had said that it was silly

That I was crowned king because of Billy

He told me, "After school, let's meet up at the yellow slide"

We met up, there was no red rover

He just talked some shit, so I pushed him over

He hit the ground so goddamn hard, I thought he fucking died

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

Josh is up, now he's a grade above

We were at the monkey bars he gave me a shove

It hurt like shit, but a good king should always know when to cry

Josh's body was full of laughs

So I told his family looked like big calves

Josh was so pissed you almost saw that tear escape his eye

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground

I'm the King of the playground!