Another Messed Up Holiday Lyrics

T'was the night before Christmas December 24

My list isn't finished there's just a little bit more

So I made the decision and I rode to the store

Like the Grinch on a mission traffic sucks of course

Parking lot's packed snow's starting to fall

Found a spot in the back and I walked to the mall

Parents are swearing some are starting to brawl

The irony is glaring "fist fight at the mall"

Yeah, yeah here's to Christmas

More toys for all the misfits

Another messed up holiday

Yeah, yeah here's to Christmas

I think this year I'll skip it

Just take your cheer and go away

Take your cheer and go away

Someone stole Santa's sack, knocked Frosty to balls

Shops are closing the doors, guess I missed the last call

Got grabbed by security, decked in the hall

Going home empty handed wasn't even my fault

It was a silent night till I ran the stop sign

Roads are deserted except for the cop lights

A ticket for Christmas and the officers like

Here's a gift from Saint Nicholas have a safe drive

Yeah, yeah here's to Christmas

New Cars for all the rich kids

Another messed up holiday

Yeah, yeah here's to Christmas

I think this year I'll skip it

Just take your cheer and go away

Take your cheer and go away

Ornaments that won't stop talking

Carolers that keep on knocking

Your blow up Santa is creeping me out

Hallmark movie marathon

Who left the tv on

Mr. Saint Nicholas we need you now

Yeah, yeah here's to Christmas

More toys for all the misfits

Another messed up holiday

Another messed up holiday

Yeah, yeah here's to Christmas

I think this year I'll skip it

Just take your cheer and go away

Take your cheer and go away

Yeah, yeah here's to Christmas

Sweaters that look ridiculous

Another messed up holiday

Another messed up holiday

Yeah, yeah here's to Christmas

Mistletoe and stolen kisses

Just take your cheer and go away

Take your cheer and go away