Tungsten King's Lament Lyrics

Uh

Oh how I wish

Oh

I wish I didn't

Have all the tungsten cuz it's it's

It's it's a it's a curse not a blessing

Ohhh I don't want to have tungsten anymore

Oh I don't even want this

All this silver and gold

I never asked for it

It was given to me

By the Silver and Gold King in his will before he

Before he sadly passed away

He passed away on Decem—

He, it's really sad I'm not laughing I'm crying

It's really sad

The Tungst—I mean I'm the Tungsten King

The Silver and Gold King

He passed away, passed on

On December 9th, uh

Uh in this year, this one

But it's not the year this album was released cuz this is a

This is a fictional story

Oh I'm so glum

I don't want, if only someone would

Would take all this tungsten and gold and silver

Off of my hands,

But no I am doomed to have tungsten

Alright break it down

Yes, oh yes

The Tungsten King's lament

But listen, hey, here now I'm not the bad guy

I'm just misun—I'm very misunderstood

I'm the Tungsten King

I'm not the bad guy, but everyone

Everyone thinks I'm the bad guy

And they're cheering on Heebie Jeeber

And he's you know he's the real one who's bad

Uh you know he's kinda

He's kinda done some things

Ohhh some things I

Some things I don't think are very good

Uh

Ohh ohh

Ohh!

I'm the Tungsten King

I'm the king of

Of many thing but mostly tungsten

And I inherited the Silver and Gold King's supply of silver and gold

Which is not good, you don't want that

You got everyone hunting you down, you didn't ask for it

I'm the Tungsten King

And I'm singing a lament, and I just want to make that

I just want to make that abundantly clear

That this is my lament

Cuz I don't wanna be

I don't wanna be the Tungsten King anymore

Just make me a Tungsten Pauper, you know

You know what I mean

Alright, well I've still got some time to fill

So, now that I've lamented to you about my

My uh

My big, my big, my tungsten, gold, and silver problem

You know hopefully I don't killed by Heebie Jeeber

I don't know I don't even know who that is yet cuz we haven't met

I don't even know that there is a Heebie Jeeber

But I'm just you know I just had a premonition

A dream, even, one would say one might say

Um so now that I've lamented

We can discuss um uh the latest uh the latest books

The latest books, how bout um

Oh, but I can't say, this is a fictional universe so I gotta make up a fake book

How about uh, um, uh, "Don Quixote," yeah, that's not, that sounds made up

You ever read that uh fake book?

Uh okay, my lament is over, I'm gonna turn it over

To whoever is singing the next song

I'm gonna, uh, it's probably gonna be Heebie Jeeber

Given that he is the protagonist; have you met him?

You haven't even met him

This is kind of

We haven't done all the exposition yet

Okay, alright, see ya later

Alright bye

Goodbye

Alright, alright see ya

Alright, goodbye

Bye

Alright, yeah, good talking to you too

Alright, alright goodbye

Bye

Alright, goodbye