Standing In The Driveway Lyrics

The grass is short

Beers are tall

Spent ten minutes looking

For my third lost ball

Probably should'a never made that bet

I'm drunk again and it ain't even noon yet

Three sheets to the wind

I'm not sober again

Me and the boys go out to play

You know she's mad

When she's standing in the driveway

Out at Jimmy's bar

Gonna have one or two

It's been a long week

And I'm glad that its through

Had a good time

And it was alright

Till I'm running out the door

Staring at midnight

Three sheets to the wind

I'm not sober again

Me and the boys go out to play

You know she's mad

When she's standing in the driveway

Standing in the driveway

Yeah in the driveway

Standing in the driveway

Aw shit

Here we go again

It's three am

Drunk on the couch again

Aw yeah

All right

Three sheets to the wind

I'm not sober again

Me and the boys go out to play

You know she's mad

When she's standing in the driveway

Aw in the driveway

Yeah, in the driveway

Oh no she's standing in my driveway

We did it again boys

Sure was fun though

Standing in the driveway

She's standing in my driveway

In the driveway…

Oh in the drive way

Wash my car

Wash her car

Pick up the dog shit ya know