Millenial Infestation Lyrics

Millennial Infestation

Something is happening on the other end of town

I'm not sure what it is but I can feel it through the ground

A sensual vibration that whispers through my toes

Something is happening but no one really knows

I've been stocking up on canned goods firewood and salt

If the sky explodes and they close the roads

I'll know it's not my fault

I bought a generator and a barrel of gasoline

Some guns and ammunition just in case they make a scene

A half a dozen sets of strings to put on my guitar

And a bicycle to ride around if I can't drive my car

I've been stashing extra cases of beer

In the crawl space beneath my house

If it happens here tomorrow

I'll be a happy minstrel souse

I've debugged my clocks my microwave my socks and my PCs

They can cut me off at any time it won't bring me to my knees

I've got a tent and a survival kit

Coleman stoves and kerosene

A months supply of deodorant just to keep me smelling clean

Back issues of magazines that I have yet to read

And a book of crossword puzzles just to satisfy a need

An extra box of notebooks and a shoebox full of pens

So I can write about the tragedy the moment it descends

I've been reading in the papers that nobody's really sure

If when it comes it'll last for long before they find a cure

And if you have a problem there'll be no one you can call

Assuming there's a problem or it happens here at all

It's become a strange religion a cultish evil hook

If you want to understand it go out and buy a book

You only have to panic if you must choose to believe

No more to say it's y-two-k

I'll see you new Years Eve

Something is happening on the other end of town

I'm not sure what it is but I can feel it through the ground

A sensual vibration I can feel it in my toes

Something is happening but no one really knows

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