Pizza Party Lyrics

Now I'm older

And I'm wiser

I wouldn't rush for Astra Zeneca

I'd wait for Pfizer

That's what she told me

I sat beside her

And laughed so hard I didn't hear the sound

Of Tinchy Stryder

Blasting from the back of a van

From which emerged a nice young man

He wanted to get in on the joke

We said we'd tell him if he gave us a smoke

And then he said to us

Now I'm taller

And I'm stronger

I will not let days just pass me by

Any longer

We said that's deep man

We said good on yer

His had this distant look as he replied

Pass the bong yeah

Then he sucked it like a baby cow

Feeding from its mother without

Pausing even just for a breath

Me and my friend we were very impressed

And then we sang together

Now we're closer

And we're higher

Why don't we go and cook up something nice

But we were tired

So we ordered pizza

From a fast food place

It tasted like a deep fried cardboard box

It tasted so great

It tasted so great