- Genre:Folk
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
My coworker said she found a girlfriend for me
Does she have a face tattoo can I climb her like a tree?
It's what I asked
I'm such an ass
Everyone laughed cause they thought it was a joke
Is she a size queen, is she into being choked?
Strange inqueries, stranger histories
I can't quantify, I've got no type, don't take it as a slight
If you make me laugh, you've got a chance, if you're high maintenance I'll pass
My worst friend said he found a girlfriend for me
Is she like Ms. Havisham mental scarcely forty
Rotting old cake
Decaying mess
He didn't get the reference cause he never read that book
He said shes a goth chick, monochrome vampiric look
A pleasant dream, nightmare reality
I can't quantify, I've got no type, don't take it as a slight
If you make me laugh, you've got a chance, if you're high maintenance I'll pass