Invitation To Love Lyrics

Hi there, my name is Stuart. This is my invitation to love.

I'm 41. I have brown hair – at least I used to have brown hair, it's grey now.

I have brown eyes – well, I used to have brown eyes,

But I poked them out.

I'm 5 foot 9 when I'm standing straight,

Though normally I'm hunched over.

I don't really believe in astrology, but I'm a Cancer,

Which seems appropriate,

And I was born in 1959, The Year of the Pig,

Although I did do a couple of dishes last week

Before I got distracted.

I enjoy moping 'bout the state of the world

And worrying about missile attacks from rogue states,

And I enjoy just spending an evening by the fireplace,

Thinking about leaping into it, leaping into it.

I also like to drink alone

And watch Meat Loaf and Pat Benatar videos.

I consider myself a nature person,

And have a dead plant on my window sill,

But I'm not sure what kind it is.

I am employed, but I fear I may soon get fired

'Cause they're always downsizing.

I'm looking for that special someone who will say nice things to me

'Cause my self-esteem is really low

(It's off the scale in this test I took

That's named after two German psychiatrists),

And basically I'm looking for someone

I might be able to drag down with me

And if you're interested, maybe we can work something out.

Give me a call this weekend.

I enjoy moping 'bout the state of the world

And worrying about missile attacks from rogue states,

And I enjoy just spending an evening by the fireplace,

Thinking about leaping into it, leaping into it.