Snakes & Ferrets Lyrics

There's a mystery-man in my basement

And beer cans in the tub

There's a young girl in transition

No Coco Puffs for R-Dub

Oh baby

There's no reasonable doubt

I'm so fed up I could spit

Just when I thought I'd bottomed out

They throw me to the viper's pit

With snakes and ferrets

Snakes and ferrets

Now I consider myself to be tolerant

I even put up with your pet frog

Now you want serpents and rodents

I wouldn't have done this to a dog

No baby

There's no reasonable doubt

I'm so fed up I could spit

Just when I thought I'd bottomed out

They throw me to the viper's pit

With snakes and ferrets

Snakes and ferrets