Founding Father Lyrics

I can lead my horse to water

But I can't make em drink

Eventually tho, a little later

He gonna ask for a drink

He'll be like "please? Oh maybe? Oh thank you. Oh baby!"

I can lead my horse to water one way or another tho

That horse is gonna drink

I can lead my son n my daughter

But on their own they're gonna think

It don't matter that I'm their founding father well now

On their own they're gonna think

They'll be like "you did what? To whom? Wait, where n when n my god why!?"

It'll be worse than that time she crashed that brand new car I bought her

Sent me straight to the shrink

Soon she'll be red and she'll be fighting with her brother and

I'm gonna cringe at the sound

One says that "this privilege is just mutually exclusive" to

The other who's been draggin' me down

I'm thinking all of my bliss, is ignorance

I hoped and prayed I'd die before it ever came to this

But there that ole lady's steady fightin' with her brother and I

Cringe at the sound

I buy him these blues but I don't know why I bother

He feels real pretty in pink

He asks me " What the fuck's the problem with a guy who fucks another

And who doesn't give a fuck what you think?"

I tell him it's wrong. "Oh It's wrong?

Well maybe it's right, n maybe that's why when you

Buy me these blues dad you be dumpin every dollar

Right down your sink"

So I can lead myself to water, n not take a drink

I set there on the banks by the water and I

I'm caught in a think

I'll be like "hmmmmm, oh, ugh, well maybe that's right,"

I find myself settin' here wonderin' by the water man I

I'm caught in a think