Helen's Drink Lyrics

My day got dark, accusations flew

Self-pity time, drinking to do

Menelaus' Spouse, new bar? don't know

Dingy and dark, but in I go

Her name's Helen, She's the bar-keep

Breathless beauty, so much you'd weep

Try my special, forget your trouble

Just what I need, make mine a double

Tumbler produced, liquid red glow

Downed Helen's Drink. And then, don't know

Winter's been tough and Spring more bad

I walk and count gone friends I had

Menelaus' Spouse, new bar? don't know

Dingy and dark, but in I go

Her name's Helen, She's the bar-keep

Breathless beauty, so much you'd weep

Try my special, forget your trouble

Just what I need, make mine a double

Tumbler produced, liquid green glow

Downed Helen's Drink. And then, don't know

My lawyer called, it was not good

I'd done something, now pay I would

Menelaus' Spouse, new bar? don't know

Dingy and dark, but in I go

Hey, is it okay, if I call you Helen

Thank you

Hey, so Helen, I

I don't know what's going on

You know, uh, um

I'd hate to sort of drop you into

The middle of a story, but frankly

I feel like I'm in the middle of the story

Because this morning

I get a call from my attorney

My attorney says so

What, what'd you think

About the… what're you gonna do

About the thing

I told you about yesterday

I said, what thing, yesterday

Said, I called you yesterday

You did? Ah, I don't think so

Said, OK, hey, you know what

I charge by the hour

So if I got to repeat yesterday's call

Hey, I'm all for it, Bud

So he repeats yesterday's call

I guess

And

Oh my gosh, I am in so much trouble

I am in so much trouble Helen

So, uh, I just need to get away

From this for a moment

And, um

Tell me what do you recommend