Sex and Ice Cream Lyrics

Bruce and Sabrina were tipping a few

At reflections of the past after work

Sabrina was talking her husband down

Wondering why she married a jerk

She was voicing cliches and marital platitudes

When Bruce asked her just what do you mean

She said, a shot of tequila can instantly seal ya

But sex is just like ice cream

Sex and ice cream

Sex and ice cream

Step right up come and get it

If you know what I mean

Sex and ice cream

And may I suggest

That you order some ice cream to go with the sex

They're both very sweet when consumed as a treat

With bananas served up in a boat

But they're not quite as fun, when you're feeling undone

And they're force fed down your throat

It's important to savor each type and each flavor

Take your time let sensations accost you

Some are harder than rocks

Some drip on your socks

Both can melt in your mouth and exhaust you

Sex and ice cream

Sex and ice cream

Step right up come and get it

If you know what I mean

Sex and ice cream

And may I suggest

That you order some ice cream to go with the sex

Sabrina and Bruce ordered some shots

The conversation began to switch

Bruce complained twice about his wife and his life

Wondering why he had married a bitch

He was shaking his head staring into his glass saying

She rejects everything she inspects

I can buy her six drinks but somehow she thinks

That ice cream is better than sex

Sex and ice cream

Sex and ice cream

Step right up come and get it

If you know what I mean

Sex and ice cream

And may I suggest

That you order some ice cream to go with the sex

Sex is alright if you've got half the night

But ice cream can instantly cool you

No one's ever seen a bad dish of ice cream

But potential good sex just might fool you

When choosing a mate it's important to rate

Personality wisdom and wealth

But ice cream is easy and it's not even sleazy

To lick on your own cone by yourself

Sex and ice cream

Sex and ice cream

Step right up come and get it

If you know what I mean

Sex and ice cream

And may I suggest

That you order some ice cream to go with the sex