Cyberspaced Lyrics

Cyberspaced

There was a man who never checked his email

He worked on a construction crew

There was a man who never checked his email

He worked on a construction crew

Turning pieces of things into structures

It was amazing the things that he could do

The man who never checked his email

Got promoted one fine day

The man who never checked his email

Got promoted one fine day

He was the foreman on the job site

And he noticed an unexplained increase in pay

The man who never checked his email

Somehow became the ceo

The man who never checked his email

Somehow became the ceo

He kept on getting dirty

With the guys who said they knew him long ago

The man who never checked his email

Was nominated to run for president

The man who never checked his email

Was nominated to run for president

He found himself on camera

Every time he left his apartment to pay the rent

The man who never checked his email

Became the leader of the world

The man who never checked his email

Became the leader of the world

Cutting ribbons on construction sites

Until he met a blue eyed girl

The man who never checked his email

Was forced into the internet

With the blue eyed girl to guide him

He opened up his tv set

Forty thousand messages

He never knew just how bad things could get

The man who never checked his email

Now he checks it every hour or two

Wakes up feeling angry

And goes to sleep at night feeling blue

Too much information

Watch out

It could happen to you