Retail Therapy (BLACK FRIDAY, The Musical!) Lyrics

Retail therapy, wholesale life

Twice the size, half the price

Retail therapy, wholesale life

More to love, more to buy

Home gym, home office, home theatre, home bar

Smart home, smartwatch, smart water, smart car

Skincare, sun care, hair care, hairspray

Bug spray, nasal spray, cooking spray, spray bidet

Have it all, be the best, be the man you want to be

Into debt, gotta get all that shit that you don't need

Just an arm and a leg, come on baby, make it bleed

Tears and sweat, no regret, buy one get one free

It's a free country, baby

Excess is our right

Pay tomorrow, buy today

Just as advertised

The answer to everything wrong with your life

Retail therapy, wholesale life

Twice the size, half the price

Retail therapy, wholesale life

More to love, more to buy

Fun size, king size, life-size, supersize

Superfoods, super greens, superpower, energize

Energy drinks, energy pills, energy bars, energy shots

Fast-acting, fast-dissolve, non-drowsy, non-stop

Sleep aids, sleep science, sleep tracker, sleep mask

Fat-free, low-fat, high-fat, healthy fat

Hands-free, gluten-free, soy-free, sugar-free, dairy-free

Free samples

It's a free country, baby

Excess is our right

Pay tomorrow, buy today

Just as advertised

The answer to everything wrong with your life

Retail therapy, wholesale life

Twice the size, half the price

Retail therapy, wholesale life

More to love, more to buy

The secret to success

Power to possess

Never feel depressed

Buy your happiness

Retail Therapy

Retail Therapy

Retail Therapy

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