We Need Emotional Content Lyrics

Sometimes

I wish I was tough

But like your Mum

I don't work out enough

Can't put my legs round my head

Or one inch punch 'til you're dead

No Tyson bionic hook

Straight out of a comic book

I'll never be a fourteenth dan

I'll never be like Jackie Chan

I'll always be a kung-fu fan

I'm never gonna be Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee

You're harder than me

Bruce Lee…

Oh Bruce Lee

You were the hardest guy in history

I'd give anything to be

Just like you for just one day

I'd never need to scared to be

About being unprepared

I could do anything I pleased

I could say what I like

Wouldn't hate the fucking bike

Why can't you see this is hard for me?

If I were Bruce Lee

If I were Bruce Lee

Being hard would come so easily

Come so easily

Being hard would come so easily

Remember all that they said

About the books that you read?

All that karate and kung-fu

Has twisted and degraded you

If these punks could only know

Have the balls to step into your dojo

It doesn't matter how many times I go

I'm never gonna be Bruce Lee

But with all due respect

I'd kick your arse because you're dead

As we remember what he said…

"We need emotional content"