Don't Gaslight Santa, Teddy Lyrics
- Genre:Disco
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
Santa had a candlelight dinner with the local gaslighting teddy bear
And everytime santa made an objection the teddy would plead "it's not fair"
He had santa at his wits end
Screaming and shouting to no end
And blaming the elves for doing their job
It was quite a sad scene this Teddy orchestrated
That Santa would gift coal to the very good kids
So don't gaslight Santa, Teddy
Don't gaslight Santa, Teddy
You might find a lighter in your stocking for the coal
So Don't gaslight Santa, Teddy
Don't gaslight Santa, Teddy
In the morning you will be going back to the store
So don't gaslight Santa, Teddy
Don't gaslight Santa, Teddy
You might find a lighter in your stocking for the coal
So don't gaslight Santa, Teddy
Don't gaslight Santa, Teddy
I didn't know build a gaslighter was an option
Don't gaslight Santa, Teddy
Don't gaslight Santa, Teddy
Do-do not
Do-do-do not
After hours and hours of immediate intervention
Santa came back to his senses
This Teddy's reign of terror was no more
Because all of his gaslighting behaviour was too much to ignore