Midlife Crisis Lyrics

She sat at the end of the bar

She sipped on a glass of Chablis

Her hair slightly damp from the rain

I still can't explain why she looked up at me

Her lips were a little too red

Her eyes were a little too blue

Her legs were a little too long

I'm a little too wrong to feel the way I do

As soon as she spoke, my heart pounded my throat

Like a joke that I heard someone tell several years in the past

She bought me a beer, and said

Thank God you're here

I've been searching all year for a man who can come to me fast

A love that will last

She asked for a light

What else could I do

Her smile was a little too late

Her tears were a little too dry

Her heart was a little too cold

I'm a little too old to be a handsome guy

She's chained to the edge of her seat

She's trapped at the edge of a dream

Her mind is a little too numb

She's a little to dumb to be a beauty queen

Lost in the glow of a love moving slow

Through my lungs full of ashes and soot

I started to breathe

At the top of the hill with a look that could kill

A bittersweet pill said, She will

And she got up too leave.

She tugged on my sleeve

And asked me to come

I swallowed my gum

And turned toward the door

I woke at a quarter to three

My head on a pillow of doubt

My toes felt the warmth of her thighs

I opened my eyes and tried to figure out

Her name, I couldn't recall

What in the world did I do

She turned to hold me again

That was when I noticed it was you

Thank God