Halloween Lyrics

I am a skeleton

Both in body and in mind

These hollow bones are proud of tones

That were never all that hard to find

I am a zombie

Who feeds off of someone else's brain

To try to keep on living

And to filter out the dark disdain

These chords won't help you get a job

Heartbreak just makes a man a slob

Don't fret and

Keep up on your cardio

I am a vampire

I never go outside

I'm 100 years too old for this

And you'd think that I had died

I am a werewolf

I'm howling out of tune

And I change everything about myself

Once in a full moon

These chords won't help you get a job

Heartbreak just makes a man a slob

Don't fret and

Keep up on your cardio

I am bound to a backup plan

I will always my biggest fan

God knows I don't want to be seen

So I'll hide my face like it's Halloween

I'm going door to door

Trick or treat or just ignore

I messed up, so I'll fess up

I dressed up like it's Halloween

These chords won't help you get a job

Heartbreak just makes a man a slob

Don't fret and

Keep up on your cardio