Hermione Granger's Not a Transphobe Lyrics

Hermione Granger's not a transphobe

Because she's felt the stinging hurt

Of slurs cast against her on the quidditch pitch

Biology determining her worth

McGonagle is not a transphobe

I mean, she’s kinda trans

Why'd you make her the transfiguration teacher

Who can turn into a cat

If you don't like that

That people can change, like magic

Bodies rearrange to match it

The picture inside the frame

But the frame's all you see

Nymphadora's not a transphobe

She's genderfluid as hell

Lupin's an allegory for AIDS so he's kinda gay

They work surprisingly well

Cuz people can change, like magic

Bodies rearrange to match it

The picture inside the frame

But the frame's all you see

You taught us to stand up for the oppressed

You taught us that no one should be considered less

But that spirit that spoke to you's gone

Or you're listening less

So we're taking it back, Hogwarts is ours now

Hogwarts is ours now

Dementors circling, but they can keep out

They can keep out

I'll cast a shielding charm so you can do no harm

(Defende nos)

Hogwarts is ours now

(Confirma nos)

Hogwarts is ours now

(Reverere nos)

Hogwarts is ours now, yeah

(Crede nos)

Hermione Granger's not a transphobe

She tried to free house elves from slavery

Don't think she'd care which bathroom they would piss in

She'd just say watch out for the second floor lavatory

You were like her once

But now you're so out of touch

You don't know people can change-- and it's magic

Bodies rearrange to match it

The picture is not the frame

But the frame's all you see

You’re missing a world of magic

Oh

Even muggles can choose to grasp it

Oh

So we're taking it back, Hogwarts is ours now

(Defende nos)

Hogwarts is ours now

(Confirma nos)

Dementors circling, but they can keep out

(Reverere nos)

They can keep out

(Crede nos)

Luna's ace and Snape is trans

Harry Potter's bi And Ginny's pan

Sprout and Hooch have been together for 30 years

We'll take it from here

We're magic

Ooh

We're magic

We're magic