
Cheap Haunted House Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2022
Lyrics
My front door leads into a cheap haunted house
I've noticed the world keeps trying to scare me
Well, it's working
And I'm not a big fan
Cheap haunted house
I didn't even ask to be here, my friends made me come
This haunted house is understaffed
It needs a tour guide
Because I never know where to go
What to do
Or what to think
Are the actors allowed to kill me?
I never signed a waiver
The actors might kill me
(One, two, three, four)
Boo
Whenever I go outside
I'd rather not be outside
I turn around and
Go back inside
Feels like I fell down a well
Is this the fourth layer of hell
Honestly I can't tell
But I wouldn't be surprised
Been around for awhile
There's nothing that I would miss
Except for maybe
Your sweet kiss now
I think that I might die
I think I'd rather not die
I kinda do wanna die
I'd be okay if I died
Why would you stay in a cheap haunted house
I wanna get the fuck out of this cheap haunted house
You should see all the ghosts when you're not in the room
Chases everyday like you're Scooby-Doo
Why would you stay in a cheap haunted house
I wanna take some gasoline and burn this house to the ground
You should see all the ghosts when you're not in the room
Whispers in my ear got me thinking of you
Whenever I go outside
I'd rather not be outside
I turn around and
Go back inside
Feels like I fell down a well
Is this the fourth layer of hell
Honestly I can't tell
But I wouldn't be surprised
Been around for awhile
There's nothing that I would miss
Except for maybe
Your sweet kiss now
I'd be okay if I died
I kinda do wanna die
I think I'd rather not die
I think I might die
Why would you stay in a cheap haunted house
I wanna get the fuck out of this cheap haunted house
You should see all the ghosts when you're not in the room
Chases everyday like you're Scooby-Doo
Why would you stay in a cheap haunted house
I wanna take some gasoline and burn this house to the ground
You should see all the ghosts when you're not in the room
Whispers in my ear got me thinking of you