Cheap Haunted House Lyrics

My front door leads into a cheap haunted house

I've noticed the world keeps trying to scare me

Well, it's working

And I'm not a big fan

Cheap haunted house

I didn't even ask to be here, my friends made me come

This haunted house is understaffed

It needs a tour guide

Because I never know where to go

What to do

Or what to think

Are the actors allowed to kill me?

I never signed a waiver

The actors might kill me

(One, two, three, four)

Boo

Whenever I go outside

I'd rather not be outside

I turn around and

Go back inside

Feels like I fell down a well

Is this the fourth layer of hell

Honestly I can't tell

But I wouldn't be surprised

Been around for awhile

There's nothing that I would miss

Except for maybe

Your sweet kiss now

I think that I might die

I think I'd rather not die

I kinda do wanna die

I'd be okay if I died

Why would you stay in a cheap haunted house

I wanna get the fuck out of this cheap haunted house

You should see all the ghosts when you're not in the room

Chases everyday like you're Scooby-Doo

Why would you stay in a cheap haunted house

I wanna take some gasoline and burn this house to the ground

You should see all the ghosts when you're not in the room

Whispers in my ear got me thinking of you

Whenever I go outside

I'd rather not be outside

I turn around and

Go back inside

Feels like I fell down a well

Is this the fourth layer of hell

Honestly I can't tell

But I wouldn't be surprised

Been around for awhile

There's nothing that I would miss

Except for maybe

Your sweet kiss now

I'd be okay if I died

I kinda do wanna die

I think I'd rather not die

I think I might die

Why would you stay in a cheap haunted house

I wanna get the fuck out of this cheap haunted house

You should see all the ghosts when you're not in the room

Chases everyday like you're Scooby-Doo

Why would you stay in a cheap haunted house

I wanna take some gasoline and burn this house to the ground

You should see all the ghosts when you're not in the room

Whispers in my ear got me thinking of you