Sell the Boat Lyrics

Everybody's got to

Sit up straight and clap your hands

For the veritable feats of mortal man

You've all just been sucked in to our master plan

To sell the boat, sell the boat, sell it, sell it

Sell the boat, sell the boat, sell it, sell it

Sell the boat, sell the boat, sell it, sell it

Stand up tall and stomp your feet

Cause we're all gonna march to a different beat

No more suckling on society's teat

We're gonna sell the boat, sell the boat, sell it, sell it

Sell the boat, sell the boat, sell it, sell it

Sell the boat, sell the boat, sell it, sell it

Well, what are we gonna do now guys?

The only thing we can do

Sell the boat!

Nothing can phase me

cause I've gone completely crazy now

Sell the boat!

We're gonna come to your houses

and rape all your spouses

This ain't Chef-Boy-R-Dee in a can

This ain't your daddy's American Bandstand

No high school glee club,

no Drew Carey bullshit

This moment's here and now

and it is what we make of it

When we sell...

Everyone bow their heads and say a prayer

That may their ass be reaped beyond repair

There's no use screaming cause no one can hear

above the joy and the laughter