That's What Beer Can Do Lyrics

Once or twice a day my thoughts lead me astray, yes they do

I try to rein them in, but they just want to sing, ooh-ooh-ooh

I head on out and find myself at a bar

I'm not too gone, 'cause I can stand so far

I'm the best karaoke singer in the world

I'm the desire of every single girl

I'm the funniest man alive

That's what beer can do

I'm an excellent lover, you know it's true

I didn't want to say it but I'm smarter than you

And you should see me dance

That's what beer can do

I'd like to sleep on in but this gutter's hard as sin, on my back

I can find a way, now that night is day, to my shack

There's hair of the dog there, now, where the hell's my shoes?

I'll never drink again until I've got a reason to

I'm the best karaoke singer in the world

I'm the desire of every single girl

I'm the funniest man alive

That's what beer can do

I'm an excellent lover, you know it's true

I didn't want to say it but I'm smarter than you

And you should see me dance

That's what beer can do

You should see me dance, that's what beer can do

You should see me dance, that's what beer can do

You should see me dance, that's what beer can do