Hey 911 Lyrics

This country's lost its nerve

What do you say to that?

Was born without a curve

Intended to be flat

Old ideas

Go out the window

And it feels

Like I was standing below

Hey 911, I think we got an issue

I just hit up Costco and we're out of paper tissue

I'm cracking up baby, and feeling concerned

The floor's turned to lava and my mom's out of work

She's pushing sixty-eight

And I'm staying up pretty late

I know who coming first

I know who gets it last

And something's gotta burn

Observe this broken glass

You might say

To move along now

But not me and not my friends

I am afraid we will be standing in the way

Try again if you must, we won't go down just like that

Hey 911, alert your next official

I just called the cops and what we got was non-judicial

We've all seen the news now, don't make me come out

I've spent the last fifteen weeks just stuck inside my own house

And I've got it pretty good

Much better than I should

Hey 911, I told you not to go there

Who's gonna be next, my baby sister or your bro there?

I've got a bad feeling, the room's heating up

There's flames in the window and all I've got's this empty cup

So tell me what's the plan?

I'm not a patient man