wereclown Lyrics

What the hell happened to me last night?

I can't tell why my face is so white

In the mirror, is someone I don't know

Why'd I look like a total bozo

Oh no

Take a picture, so exciting

The full moon is almost blinding

When you look the other way

A giant mallet hits your face

Super fucked up transformation

Tiny mode of transportation

Turn your smile into a frown

When my circus comes to town

Once again I feel it coming on

My nose turns red and my feet grow really long

Now human flesh is the only thing I crave

I'll honk my horn while I dig your fucking grave

Okay

Take a picture, so exciting

The full moon is almost blinding

When you try to get away

A giant mallet hits your face

Super fucked up transformation

Tiny mode of transportation

I'll put you into the ground

When my circus comes to town

I'm crying with laughter

You're dying soon after

My make-up is ruined now

But hey, that's the life of a wereclown

Of a wereclown