Donkey Kong Rap Lyrics

D K, Donkey Kong, uh

You know me well

I'm about to go in harder than Hard DK

Let's get it

It's the motherfuckin leader of the bunch (First member)

If you fuck with me I'll eat you up for lunch (Bananas)

When we throw down I'm charging up a punch (Banana slammer)

If I throw down you better not (Jump)

Bitch

Lookie here, lookie here, look what I got

Been here 40 years and you know I'm on top

Of the level (Ay)

I'm dropping barrels (Ay)

I'm taking no L's (Ay)

I drop goddamn bars

Hit the Side B

Put a plumber in the dirt when you fight me (Woo)

While you mashing imma flirt with your side peach

And for you it's gonna hurt

Cause she's making my coconut gun fire in spurts (Spurts)

Whoever said I was nobody's hero?

If you fuck with me, you'll be dying at zero

Kick you out so far you'll be chilling with zero (Kill him)

Looking for a heartbeat like Ben Shapiro

Got the ice on my wrist, Tropical freeze

You got lice on your dick, Topical creams

Jungle hijinx getting high off trees

Smoking stickerbush symphonies

In the treetop and I spot your mum

You know we got it on like donkey kong, expand dong

Hand slapping those cheeks

Chunky on the streets, funky in the sheets

Coconut cream pie for sweets

(Brrrrr)

Hey DK

Hey Candy

Oh my god I can't believe you're bigger, faster and stronger

Can deez co co nuts

Fit in your mouth?

I'm dashing around

Slapping the ground

Smacking you down

Taking the round

Ape in a crown

Making the pounds

Cranky is proud

Motherfucker

Alright, I'm out

You can put your hands together if you wanna clap

Oh and 1 more thing

Lanky Kong looks like a fucking idiot