Weekend At Bernie's Lyrics

Sleep is like death

With a lot of commercials

Y'all seem to be sleepin

So I'm takin it personal

Rhymes TNT

Cause my mind is an arsenal

Gun powder residue

All over the audio

Hello Earth

Got a message from God

She said that y'all dun fucked up

And you destined to die

Got me layin in the cut

Like a pea in a pod

Yeah it's all fun and games

Til my dick get hard

Can't see what you sayin

Can't hear what you talkin

To me it all sound like

Blah Blah Blah

Can't hear what you sayin

Can't see what you talkin

Really though it got me like

Ah Ah Ah

Can't see what you sayin

Can't hear what you talkin

To me it all sound like

Blah Blah Blah

Can't hear what you sayin

Can't see what you talkin

Really though it got me like

Ah Ah Ah

Talk with an accent

They say I'm from the country

Bitch that's how we talk

I'm from the DMV

Bammas RIP

Bout to start a go fund me

Gotta let the world know

This PGC

But I aint even mad at you

Redheaded stepchilds

Mean mug with an attitude

With my chest out

Raised on the corner

Fuck around and find out avenue

Pissy and shitty like a rest stop

Can't see what you sayin

Can't hear what you talkin

To me it all sound like

Blah Blah Blah

Can't hear what you sayin

Can't see what you talkin

Really though it got me like

Ah Ah Ah

Can't see what you sayin

Can't hear what you talkin

To me it all sound like

Blah Blah Blah

Can't hear what you sayin

Can't see what you talkin

Really though it got me like

Ah Ah Ah

I got your recipe right here

Two cups of eat a dick

And two spoons of fuck you

Y'all lamer than light beer

If you knew what I knew

You know your Boo don't love you

Said that she could squirt

Then pissed in the bed

Was her time of the month

So I settled for head

She got mad cause I left

She said chivalry's dead

I screamed hell yeah

Then I put my dick in the bed

Take a left at Satans Church

Then drive across Cry Baby Bridge

Walk in the woods

And play with the wolves

Please don't bring your kids

Can't see what you sayin

Can't hear what you talkin

To me it all sound like

Blah Blah Blah

Can't hear what you sayin

Can't see what you talkin

Really though it got me like

Ah Ah Ah

Can't see what you sayin

Can't hear what you talkin

To me it all sound like

Blah Blah Blah

Can't hear what you sayin

Can't see what you talkin

Really though it got me like

Ah Ah Ah

Can't stand what you sayin

Can't stand what you talkin

To me it all sound like

Wah Wah Wah

Can't stand what I'm hearin

Can't stand what I'm seein

Really got me goin like

Bye Bye Bye

It's the undisputed

Wav form polluter

Workin nothin less than five figures

Yeah

Rhymes heavy bars weigh

So you can't lift it

Strong jaw like a lot lizard

Well

Don't try to find me

Jump scares and violence

Let's go see a body like Stand By Me

Fly high as a pilot

With sky high mileage

Never gonna see me

Cause I got no ID

Don't care what God thinks

That ship sailed long ago

You gon need a bigger boat

Cause even in the drunk tank

I'm fishin for compliments

Flirty with the po po

Ayyyy

Shawty wasn't right

Had to exit stage left

Charge her ass like she pay rent

Yeah

Deep bars til you say when

Gotta keep it underground like a basement

So

Let chaos reign

And normalize insanity

Dark like the Henny

That I drink habitually

Cheffin up pain

Cookbook is anarchy

What you expect

I'm from a broken family

Got no shame

So I'm keepin it dirty

Stay with the flame

So I'm keepin it burnin

The game so lame

Raps dead and it's buried

It's why I had to name the song

Weekend At Bernies