Bottom Line Lyrics

Baby, stash a little of our money away before I see the bottom line

If I didn't know we were rich I'd probably get the itch to stop drinking all the time

I'd have no nightmares about paying taxes

I'd be dreaming about that railroad line

If you'd just stash a little bit of our money away before I see the bottom line

When you and I first met we were both in debt up to our foreheads and sinking fast

And one of my friends who drove a Mercedes Benz asked

Do you really think your love will last

But it's been eight long years and twenty thousand beers

Since I met you in the Texas dust

In a wink and a flash, we acquired so much cash, that now the creditors are begging us

Baby, stash a little of our money away before I see the bottom line

If I didn't know we were rich I'd probably get the itch to stop drinking all the time

I'd have no nightmares about paying taxes

I'd be dreaming about that railroad line

If you'd just stash a little bit of our money away before I see the bottom line

When I was young and free, I was a sight to see, I worked for bong hits, drinks, and tips

A real good day was when I didn't have to pay the rent, and got a kiss on the lips

But now our bank account reads an absurd amount and I keep logging on to verify

That what I see is real, not some crooked deal, and that I don't have a tear in my eye

Baby, stash a little of that money away before I see the bottom line

If I didn't know we were rich I'd probably get the itch to stop drinking all the time

I'd have no nightmares about paying taxes

I'd be dreaming about that railroad line

If you'd just stash a little bit of our money away before I see the bottom line

When I'm old and gray, I'll remember this day, when I sat here watering the lawn

Giving back to the earth, what I thought it was worth, and waiting for the break of dawn

Trying to be sure with all my thoughts in a blur, that I'm the man I'm supposed to be

I should probably trust, my feelings, I must be the luckiest S.O.B. that ever lived

Baby, stash a little of our money away before I see the bottom line

If I didn't know we were rich I'd probably get the itch to stop drinking all the time

I'd have no nightmares about paying taxes

I'd be dreaming about that railroad line

If you'd just stash a little bit of our money away before I see the bottom line